This is it.
This shit? This? This will charge you with the alchemical, life changing mix of fortitude and inspiration to accomplish all you’ve set out to do in this most auspicious of years.
Like really, if you’re not clear on this, please understand that this will make you shine with the radical, star-burstingly awesome light of a 7-year-old you again.
Trust me. Really. Just trust me. Do this with passion, verve and all the commitment you can muster, and I GUARANTEE that you will trip harder than ingesting 12 rocket popsicles infused with a tantalizingly transcendent blend of LSD, DMT and even a hint of mint.
Don’t just do it. DO it.
Look, front if you want, but I’ll just leave you with this:
This will help you win.
I promise you.
Laugh, but I’m completely f**king serious.